With 7 seasons shown between 1996 and 2003, Sabrina, Witch's Apprentice was a series that featured one of the most entertaining animal characters on television: Salem Saberhagen. In the remake of the series, Netflix's The Dark World of Sabrina, the most acidic cat on the small screen comes back just like a ... cat! He just meows and shows the way to the most beloved witch in fiction, but philosophizing that's good, nothing ...

With a peculiar humor and catchphrases, Salem of the past always had the best balconies when it came to summing up life. Check out 13 of these great feline wisdoms:

1. Philosophizing about regimes

“I don't need a diet because I'm not fat”

2. Reviewing Friendships

“I thought you were your best friend”

3. Exercising Humility

“Once upon a time there was a beautiful young cat ...”

4. Gossiping the lives of others

“This is better than pay per view”

5. Defining Feelings

“When I'm happy, I eat” / “When I'm upset, I eat”

6. Teaching Vegetarianism

“It's the 90's. No one eats other mortals anymore”

7. Raising Self Esteem

“Just be a queen, honey”

8. Talking to yourself

“Sometimes I like to hear myself talking”

9. Showing the importance of the real world

"Man, that hologram made me fat"

10. Understanding Adolescence

“Adolescence is not doing you good”

11. Valuing the exact world

“I never thought working with numbers could be so sensual.”

12. And showing that the human people are amazing too

13. Being a well of candor

* Posted on 4/25/2017

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