13 situations that only the extremely lost understand

1. No matter how long you live in the same place, you will never memorize the name of many streets around you.

What was the name again?

2. Your friends never ask you how to get anywhere, even if this place is your home.

Take me soon!

3. That's because they know you'll end up confusing right with left or which streets you need to enter.

I'm sure it's for this side. Or not.

4. Getting a bus is always an adventure - even more so if you are in Curitiba and need to hit the right direction.

Is it clockwise or counterclockwise?

5. You never trust the driver or the collector and you all the way wonder if they will really let you know where to get off

He will not remember me!

6. On the street, people may even think you are listening to music, but the truth is that you are getting GPS instructions: “Turn right”

Music? No, I'm listening to the GPS lady

7. Getting a cab can be a real nightmare, as you never want to show the driver that you don't understand anything and get him to drive more

Will he realize that I don't know how to go home?

8. So the best thing to do is to pray that he suggests a good route and just agree

This way is great

9. You desperately run away from people asking for information, after all you never know how to explain anything and get embarrassed not to help

Where is the mall? I know where it is, but I can't explain

10. In these situations, it is best to answer “I am not from here, ” even if you live in the neighborhood since you were born.

Lying is the only option

11. Reading maps is something you don't master: it's impossible to understand where I am and where I want to go by looking at this bunch of lines and names.

Which side do I put this on?

12. If someone asks you to point which way your home is from anywhere in the city, you will always show the wrong side. EVER

North? South? I have no idea

13. Even if you travel a single path for a long time, you just don't seem to memorize anything. So you always find something “new” along the way - even if you thought the same thing last week.

Is this store new? (Answer: no!)