16 absurdly honest slogans for some famous brands

1 - Louis Vuitton

LOL

"Probably fake."

2 - Victoria's Secret

= /

"Decreasing women's self-esteem since 1977".

3 - Maybelline

Perhaps.

"Maybe it's PhotoShop".

4 - Lay's

Good taste

"Flavored air".

5 - Gillette

Truth.

"We will keep adding more slides."

6 - Starbucks

And let's miss your name, even if you call yourself Ana.

"We'll serve you decaf if you're rude."

7 - Wikipedia

Will you say that is not true?

"You're welcome, college students."

8 - Pepsi

Apparently this phrase is spoken worldwide ...

"Could it be Pepsi?"

9 - Toblerone

Got hungry.

"The airport chocolate".

10 - iTunes

Everyone always reads.

"I didn't read the terms and conditions."

11 - Linkedin

Oops!

"Connect with people for no reason."

12 - Monopoly

Just like Uno and War.

"A great way to destroy friendships."

13 - YouTube

It goes for many other sites.

"Don't read the comments".

14 - LEGO

That pain that only a footstep in LEGO's little piece gives ...

"The disgrace of the existence of your foot."

15 - Perrier

See me one in three times on the card.

"Water of rich people".

16 - Activia

The gut thanks.

"It helps you poop."

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