4 Reasons Why Being Some Superheroes Would Be A Sack

Who never wished to be a superhero? Having special powers, being able to fly, defending the city from evil and still having a secret identity. This all sounds very interesting, but Cracked has shown some reasons that might make you think a little more about it.

1. Mercury, the most bored guy on the planet

Mercury, codenamed Pietro Maximoff, has been called many things: Lightning, Lightningman, Cannonball, Silverbeam, blah, blah, blah. The important thing is that the guy is very fast! Much! No idea what I'm talking about? Take a look at this excerpt from the last X-Men movie:

Of course, these powers would be great to save you from a lot of trouble, such as having enough time to finish that test when the teacher tells you that there is only 1 minute left to finish the class.

But there is the flip side: Because you could do everything in such a short time, your day would last much longer than usual. You could do all your chores like tidying up, taking a shower, eating ... And it would have only taken about 5 minutes.

Think boredom! What would happen then if you were stuck in a queue? How to deal with slow people? How to withstand traffic or a plane trip when you are used to solving everything in your time? Well, not least, Comic Book Mercury needed the help of a therapist to tell the drama of his daily life.

Quicksilver

But that would just be the tip of the trouble iceberg: As you saw in the video above, Mercury is so fast that fired bullets look like slugs in the air. For a few thousandths, he can analyze the situation, think and act on what he wants. But the reality is that for him everything happens at normal speed; the world would be superlerdo. So the frustration of standing long minutes in a supermarket line - it would be equivalent to months, maybe years.

Slow world

Imagine then having a long conversation with someone? A DR - relationship discussion - would be virtually endless. Also, you would have to wait a long time for each response, making living with others unbearable.

2. Hulk and the controlled life

If you've already dropped Mercury from your list, how about the incredible Hulk? He is big, strong and capable of doing great damage! As you may recall, Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk when he was angry. However, in the most current movies, Marvel has changed the story a bit, making it happen when the character has his heart rate increased.

The monster is out!

So if you were Hulk, the first sensible step would be to wear a heart rate monitor and leave social networks - never read the comments on news portals, for example.

To make matters worse, you would have to totally give up your sex life. And when I say that, it is not even worth watching a movie alone; after all, you would soon be breaking the bed and the walls around you.

Give Kleber Bambam and be the king of the academy? Forget! Exercise would get the monster out of the cage - literally! The list of forbidden things would be immense: even climbing the stairs of your building or moving furniture would require calm, patience and time.

BIRL!

Caffeine fans would also be in bad shape. You couldn't watch horror movies or laugh too much, much less get excited. Man, you can't live!

3. Iron Man would turn gelatin

Is becoming genius, billionaire, playboy and philanthropist all you ever wanted? What if along with all these features came a flying machine more powerful than a military aircraft? I bet you got interested!

Even if you own this amazing technology - and it fits in the palm of your hand - you would still have your body: soft as it is alone.

Think about the impacts

Think of a car accident or, not to be so unpleasant, those dolls that are impacted by all sorts of tests. Yeah, the vehicles are so you don't fly through the glass in the first sudden braking. After all, it is a matter of physics, or rather the principle of energy conservation.

Doesn't look so cool now

If you've ever seen Tony Stark in action, you should remember the speeding up and down. Then imagine the impact when it hits hard surfaces or is thrown? No matter the technology or material involved in the construction of this super machine: kinetic energy will be transferred directly to your organs and bones!

4. Wonder Woman and the Bird Problem

It is impossible to think of Wonder Woman and not remember her red and blue suit, the tie of truth, and the invisible jet. I confess that even though I was a fan of the character, I never really liked this “transparent mode of transport” story, but now I have one more reason to think this is not a good idea.

This is very strange

You may have seen some news about collisions between airplanes and birds: they exist and are very dangerous. Often, airplanes must make emergency landings after bumping into the birds in the sky.

To understand more about the problem, think that the average speed of a commercial flight at cruise level is 890 km / h. So even hitting something so small, the speed is sufficient to make it appear that the plane was hit by an anti-aircraft gun!

Look at the damage!

You don't have to think too hard to realize that the invisible ship would be crammed with unsuspecting birds.