“So many college years to ...”: 16 professions defined in one sentence
What happens when someone asks a simple question on the internet? Check out the best answers for “What college are you attending and for what? ”:
1. Medicine
5 years to hear: "Thank God"
2. Information Systems
4 years to teach people how to hack Facebook
3. Philosophy
4 years for me to do what I already do: talk shit
4. Civil Engineering
5 years to be a quarry
5. Geography
4 years to ask me what is the capital of Bangladesh
6. Physical Education
4 years for the guy to come and ask, "what's the recipe for getting big?"
7. Psychology
5 years to remove the “suffering” caused by Pablo's music
8. Law
5 years for her aunt to fight and say she has a lawyer in the family
9. Nursing
5 years for patient to complain that serum is slowly dripping
10. Journalism
4 years to run after ladies on the street
11. Pharmacy
4 years to sell condoms and put credit on mobile
12. Physical Therapy
4 years to hear in the waiting room that the patient only improved after it was on the benzedeira
13. Systems Analysis
4 years to install printer
14. Veterinary Medicine
5 years to hear: "Just have a look?"
15. Dental Prosthesis
2 years to ask me to "fix the tree frog"
16. Biology
4 years to ask me which animal they just killed on the wall