19 things that happen at every birthday party

1. After congratulating the embarrassed birthday girl, you hand over her $ 19.90 gift and whisper, "Sorry, it's just a little souvenir!"

2. Then you are bound by the good etiquette that Mom taught you to greet a crowd of strangers.

3. After the social obligations, comes one of the great moments of the day: the discovery of the food and drink table. I'm sorry, but the hungry go to the party!

4. (Pause for the moment of contemplation of Itu's fleshy drumsticks and brigadeiros)

5. If you meet acquaintances at the party, pasta! Otherwise, you are required to discuss generic issues with strangers.

6. There is always a kid threatening to stick his finger in the cake and run to and fro, jeopardizing the balance of the table where the banquet is

7. And an uncle, with a can of beer in his hand, telling him that he thinks it's a little shame that you've become an expert at doing so much.

8. Behold, an enlightened person asks, "Shall we sing 'Happy Birthday'?"

9. Until she is interrupted by another of good memory: “But Aunt Cida is not here yet”

10. And no Aunt Cida would arrive. Behold, a good soul, chosen by God to bring agility to this world of delay, says: “Shall we sing 'Happy Birthday'? She will be late ”

11. Do you celebrate in silence

12. Singing "Happy Birthday, " always comes the cruel question: "Who are you going to sing?"

13. Hence comes the sharing of the cake and the distribution of the slices to the most important ones. Your self-esteem goes into free fall until you receive your

14. The table looks amazing! Decorated with the most acclaimed items of low Brazilian cuisine ... and 50 people are waiting to serve

15. There are so many people on the tray of drumsticks that, when it came time to make their second dish, they only left: the old kebabs

16. But you still get tired! And, licking his lips, he praises the birthday boy for the right choice of food.

17. Behold, an aunt takes a giant tupperware or ice cream jar out of her bag and begins to fill it with the delights of the party.

18. It's getting late, and you need to go home. You say goodbye to everyone and leave, satisfied, just thinking it wouldn't be a bad idea to have taken a tupperware

19. You come home and your mother - with a more appealing look than Maria do Bairro's mother on her deathbed - asks, "Didn't you bring any candy, son?"

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