The poem that will help you speak English perfectly

Although the English language is becoming increasingly popular, not everyone is easy to learn a new language or can get along well enough to pronounce a few words. With 44 phonemes, English has some pranks about its vowel sounds, so it's always good to be aware of anything that might help us in the learning process.

The above poem was written almost 100 years ago by the Dutchman Gerard Nolst Trenité. Careful to show the peculiarities of the English language in terms of pronunciation, the poem is a beautiful lyrical construction that was designed so that new speakers of the language lost their foreign accents when speaking in English. Press play and follow the pronunciation with the following verses:

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.


I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.


Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)


Now I will surely not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;


Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;


One anemone balmoral
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.


Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mold like should and would.


Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,


Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamor
And enamored rhyme with hammer.


River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.


Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,


Royal, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.


Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.


Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George until late.


Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, find, mustache, eleven.


We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between move, cover, clover;


Leeches, breeches, wise, need,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.


Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.


Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, Alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.


Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.


Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.


Heron, Granary, Canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.


Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.


Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.


Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is it a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?


It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.


Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plow, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up

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