17 Reasons Why A Child Shouldn't Be Alone With His Father
1. They have a very peculiar way of recording their children's childhood.
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2. They invent somewhat unusual ways of imposing limits on them.
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3. Make the daughter turn the joke of the nursery
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4. And instead of worrying about the child's hygiene at bath time, they make foam fantasies.
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5. When they choose to fulfill their children's wishes, they have the vocation to surprise
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6. Even if they sometimes give cause to trigger the Guardianship Council
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7. On Father's Day, your offspring are turned into servants
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8. And sometimes your clumsy way of leading life ends up splattering your children
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9. May leave some indecipherable purples on the child's skin
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10. And wasting mom's make-up on behalf of the joke
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11. Costumed Costume Designers, They Make Breakfasts Turn into Scary Masks
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12. Are skilled in producing helmets with the show cup
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13. And the children crush at the sound of gunshots, shocks, and bombs
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14. Their burly moths replace the comfort of cribs
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15. And baby's ass turns over mouse pad
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16. But this somewhat sloppy way of raising children is not purposeful.
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17. It's just the right way for them to express all their love
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