Trolle North Korean dictator at ease: his missile would not reach Brazil
In 2017, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un authorized no less than 23 missile launches. The latest was on Wednesday, when an intercontinental ballistic missile traveled 960 km in 53 minutes, reaching an altitude of 4, 500 km and falling into the sea 320 km from Japan.
The launch impressed and frightened the international community, especially after estimates that the Hwasong-15 missile would have the potential to travel nearly 13, 000 km and reach any point on the planet.
Well, not exactly any point: whole South America would be beyond Kim Jon-un's military might, at least for now. This has obviously become a joke among netizens. Check out the best reactions on Twitter.
Laughing 'cause the missile doesn't hit Brazil, crying' cause we'll all die the same
- midnight ?? (@melmories) November 30, 2017
Out of reach of the North Korean missile. Here in BR we know that he does not arrive because he has to go through Curitiba first. pic.twitter.com/0fZDcVQVVu
- Laura Ribeiro (@ Laz100pgs) November 29, 2017
I loved the North Korea missile as it will destroy the whole world and leave only
- sam (@samjovana) November 28, 2017
The Argentine
BRAZILIAN
The Colombian
will be dust and bitching until the end of time
Brazil
- victorac (@victorac) November 29, 2017
no earthquake
there is no hurricane
there is no volcano
no missile [??] pic.twitter.com/chXiPowSQK
FUCK I was happy grind that Brazil does not enter the missile route of North Korea, I gave several RT of this and now I realized that this is worth nothing to me since I do not even live in Brazil and my area is in the area of missile ................... it hurt
- Carolina (@carolucht) November 29, 2017
"Brazil is one of only countries beyond North Korea's nuclear missile range"
- FIlipe (@filipeschaves) November 29, 2017
good it looks like we will recolonize the planet as prophesied the song pic.twitter.com/RxJ7KUzDSb
Right now, if North Korea releases the missile it promised, Grêmio is already world champion. pic.twitter.com/CjWneHgVoc
- Emanuel Colombari (@ecolombari) November 30, 2017
Brazilians for the missile: "Pls come to Brazil!"
- La Chance (@champsdechance) November 29, 2017
Not even the missile wants to know about Brazil, happy to fear?
- Mongallagher (@Moon_Gallagher) November 29, 2017